No joke, took tops 2 minutes. Table is from Ikea. It is called the Lack side table and depending on the color you get depends on the price. I wanted red so that was $14.99, but grey that day was $3.99.
I then went to Toys R Us and bought the Lego squares. They ended costing more then the table at $5.99 a piece (same as Amazon). Bought some spray adhesive at Home Depot for around $4 and well, that's it.
I laid the pieces down and then picked them up one by one and sprayed them. I also sprayed the adhesive to the table and I was done.
We still have to attach the legs to the table but Henry was very excited to see it done. I think he said, finally. Yeah kid, I'm glad too, because it means we move in two days.