You just never know what they are going to say........
Me: Henry put your toys away or the Toy Sweeper will come and they will be gone.
Henry: ***Ignores Me***
Me: You need to put those toys away.
Charlie: Henry it's time to leave for school
Henry: Mom, when I get home from school you can go ahead and clean up my toys for me.
Charlie: Don't talk to your mother that way - she tells you what to do.
Me: Henry look (shows him TRU book), maybe we can ask Santa for this Leap From tablet - Leapster.
Henry: Those are for babies
Henry: Mom, I want one of these (as he points to an ipod touch)
Me: When we go to Jacksonville on Thursday we are all going to stay in one big room.
Henry: I'm going to sleep on the floor.
Me: Ok, but you don't have to.
Henry: I'm going to sleep on the floor, you are going to sleep above me and Grandma is going to sleep in the kitchen.
Me: Henry there is no kitchen
Henry: Well then I don't know where Grandma is going to sleep
(In Disney, we stayed in a condo. Henry slept on the floor next to us and Grandma slept on a pull our couch in the family room/kitchen area).
Me: Henry, Nana and Grandfy have a box to send to us, but they are going to wait until after we get home from Jacksonville.
Henry: ORRR Mom, they could send to it "my" hotel.
Me: Um, I will let them know about your request.
Henry: Ok, tell them it's in Jacksonbille.
Henry: Dad I can't like this game because the Redskins aren't playing (as we are watching Monday Night Football).
Me/Charlie: (So proud.)
Charlie: You need to wear your Nationals hat to school today, because it's going to be a nice day.
Henry: Ok, but you need to buy me a Redskins hat.
Henry and I need a Gamecock hat and then I need an Orioles hat
Charlie: Ok, Henry, I'll buy you three hats.
Henry: Ok, Dad